Friday, 23 December 2011

Nicholas Clegg: 'Ta Ras' Ya Likkle Blood Clart!'

We are all well aware that mr Nicholas Clegg is a real knobler. That is an undiputable fact.. here Mr Khan shows the real truth behind ol' Cleggy-bollocks.

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas!

People, please, let's have some decency!

Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years.
His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she stood him up. 

Disclaimer: Mocking the physicaly impaired is not wrong funny .

Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!

Well isn't that nice?...

Laughter is vital, the sweet tonic to lifes' essential misery...or some other twaddle, anyway enough with the cod-philosophy and back to the jokes:

Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!